Monday, November 21, 2011

Misleading Blog Name

I feel so pessimistic today. Nothing really looks bright at all. I stayed home from school and did nothing but watch Jerry Springer, the Big Bang Theory, and think of more ideas for my story To Belong. I could be doing so much more in my life and yet I choose to do nothing but sleep, watch tv, and read. I wish I had a sister. One that would stay with me.

Thursday, November 10, 2011

Give Me an A+ or Give Me Death!

We got report cards back today.

Two Words.

Disapp...ointment.

<.> Yeah. I mean I got an acceptable average its just that reading it from chronological order, my grades sound out the sound of sheep.
BBBBBAA

So yeah, all's fair in love and stupid frikking school! Ehem, I MEAN war...

On a further note, I'm going to rant to you all about something that I cannot stand. People who take advantage of others' timidness.

So there's this oobnoxious doofus who sits next to me in Spanish and he has the intelligence of a squirrel. Literally, he does not know how to shutup. His mouth is constantly running on and on and on with his three best friends that sit by him. And oh God if you think he's bad, wait till you meet his girlfriend. I mean she's nice and all (Well I'm going to give it the benefit of the doubt since she stated that "all Indians are stupid") but anyway his girlfriend is like a bullhorn. She does not have an inside voice whatsoever. She's in my Chem class and coincidentally the teacher got his frikkin teaching degree in the local Kmart so he doesn't know how to properly educate a rock let alone students. I mean one day he started yappin about molecular compounds and then all of a sudden he started randomly lecturing us about how we shouldn't text and drive. The hell? Most of us are 15.
Anyway, since the teacher sits on his lazy butt in front of the computer, squinting at it like no tommorrow the obnoxious dudes girlfriend comes in like the deranged bullhorn version of Superman and demands that everyone call her Ms.Swagg or something of that sort and its so annoying because she screeches.A lot.
But going back to her boyfriend, he never does his homework so me being the nerdy shy girl he copies off of me every chance that he can get and today he got caught. And guess what the teacher said? Guess?
She REPRIMANDED ME!!!!Saying that I would get no points if I ever let him see it again. What? What? LIGHTENING, LIGHTENING STRIKE ME NOW!! The CHEATER should be the one whose in trouble, not the source!!! What do you guys think?

Monday, November 7, 2011

Don't Be A Douche

Guys, please. Please, please,please stop being jerks.

When a girl doesn't want to kiss you, just accept the fact that she doesn't want your lips to smash onto yours. You'll live, all right. You won't spontaneously go through combustion and melt onto the floor.

Never take advantage of a dunk girl. It's called rape, okay?
And don't ever use jealousy to win her back or make her yours. Just talk to her, and if she doesn't like you for who you are then screw her(figuratively of course, you dogs). She's a jerk. Something that you aren't.

And by the way, it's my birthday ;) Haha. Turned 16. WOOT WOOT!

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