Monday, November 7, 2011

Don't Be A Douche

Guys, please. Please, please,please stop being jerks.

When a girl doesn't want to kiss you, just accept the fact that she doesn't want your lips to smash onto yours. You'll live, all right. You won't spontaneously go through combustion and melt onto the floor.

Never take advantage of a dunk girl. It's called rape, okay?
And don't ever use jealousy to win her back or make her yours. Just talk to her, and if she doesn't like you for who you are then screw her(figuratively of course, you dogs). She's a jerk. Something that you aren't.

And by the way, it's my birthday ;) Haha. Turned 16. WOOT WOOT!

2 comments:

  1. HAPPY BIRTHDAY ! :) I've been following your posts. They're cool :)

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  2. Someone actually...reads this? WOAH. Like, woah. That's incredibly amazing!!!
    And thank you! Me,cool? I didn't even know you could put those two things in the same sentence haha.

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